Turns out we aren't rid of Eric & Jeremy quite yet. Don't peg them as stupid just because they couldn't figure out what the Thai flag looked like (yeah like you know).
Last night, at some sort of CBS party at Tavern on the Green, the duo appeared to figure out that continuing to play the part of the ambiguosly gay casanovas just might extend their 15 minutes a bit.
And the party's most mesmerizing non-stars were the Amazing Race tag teams of Eric and Jeremy and BJ and Tyler, whose homoerotic red carpet antics surely sold millions in advertising. Eric and Jeremy couldn't resist another chance to show off their taut abs, and pulled their shirts up for no apparent reason. Eric Sanchez tried to get the hippy couple to also show some flesh - well, he actually tried to physically remove their shirts - but BJ and Tyler resisted, opting instead for a fully-clothed backbreaking ride.
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Episode 12
From elephants with T-Mobile sidekicks, to Japanese grab-ass and hippies frolicking in the snow, last night's AR9 finale was literally all over the map. We went into the episode with an ABTH (anybody but the hippies) attitude, but like Lake and Monica, even we were clapping for the hippies in the end.
Since the Amazing Race returned to its "Classic Coke" format, we figured we would give the show a proper mashup. his map will update every week in the days after the show. Send along tips, rumors, gossip, locations and spoilers to our map editors, become a member and comment on the stories below, and add to the Jaunted-Flickr photo pool to get in on the fray. Enjoy.
Episode 11
Extremely large Australian women telling a cross-dressing hippie to take his shirt off for cash: While this might sound like Denise Richard's latest claims against Charlie Sheen, it was actually a scene from last night's Amazing Race. Let's get down to it.
Since the Amazing Race returned to its "Classic Coke" format, we figured we would give the show a proper mashup. his map will update every week in the days after the show. Send along tips, rumors, gossip, locations and spoilers to our map editors, become a member and comment on the stories below, and add to the Jaunted-Flickr photo pool to get in on the fray. Enjoy.
Episode 10
Another non-elimination round, but this episode was action packed nonetheless. An Aussie tries to take Monica home with him, Eric tries to pick up Monica, Tyler tries to pick up Eric, Doug Bruebaker tries to pick up Yolanda, and Psych-Jo inches one step closer to that straight jacket. To think, back in March we thought Lake was cast as the crazy guy--shows what we know.
Since the Amazing Race returned to its "Classic Coke" format, we figured we would give the show a proper mashup. his map will update every week in the days after the show. Send along tips, rumors, gossip, locations and spoilers to our map editors, become a member and comment on the stories below, and add to the Jaunted-Flickr photo pool to get in on the fray. Enjoy.
Episode 9
In which: Abdul Hamid gets a little BJ in Oman, CuJo MoJo goes absolutely ballistic on a bike and Jeremy whips Eric, then admits he is a power bottom.
However, despite the magnitude of the previous three sentences, the big news of this leg was once again the immortal Frankenbarry. Thank god they were eliminated, because we were ready to ask CBS to start mandatory racer drug testing if Frankenbarry won the race. What is Barry, in his early sixties? He rides a bike like Lance Armstrong, carries heavy beach brush with the strength of Barry Bonds, and runs like Marion Jones. To top it off, he freely admits that he is stronger now than he was twenty years ago. That is just unnatural--old people are supposed to be weak and feeble, damn it! Someone needs to get a urine sample from that guy.
Since the Amazing Race returned to its "Classic Coke" format, we figured we would give the show a proper mashup. his map will update every week in the days after the show. Send along tips, rumors, gossip, locations and spoilers to our map editors, become a member and comment on the stories below, and add to the Jaunted-Flickr photo pool to get in on the fray. Enjoy.
Episode 8
Enough of Eric & Jeremy's secret love affair with the Hippies. Their combined act has grown tiresome. Thankfully, the other three teams sufficiently entertained us this week. Ok, we admit it, we get some sick satisfaction out of watching Frankenbarry nearly drop dead every week and then miraculously rising like a phoenix to finish surprisingly high. Monica is definitely a screamer, 'nuff said, and team MoJo is bound for inner turmoil, trust us. Oh and Yolanda? When she told Ray he flipped the script we decided right then and there we wanted Phil to allow Yolanda to race solo the rest of the way. We bet our girl would bring it home. On to Oman.
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Episode 7
Did anyone else get the feeling that there was waaay more to the demise of Lake than CBS showed us last night? We got the feeling an entire show could have centered around what happened to Lake between the Ancient Stadium and the Fortress of Rion. Turns out Greek maps are Lake's kryptonite. Yes, we noticed Lake was sans scopolamine patch last night. Of course we saw how much the happy hippies seemed to enjoy their three way with a mostly nude Greek wrestler. And it goes without saying that E & J must have been extremely bummed that they missed the chance to knock torsos with a naked Greek man.
Since the Amazing Race returned to its "Classic Coke" format, we figured we would give the show a proper mashup. his map will update every week in the days after the show. Send along tips, rumors, gossip, locations and spoilers to our map editors, become a member and comment on the stories below, and add to the Jaunted-Flickr photo pool to get in on the fray. Enjoy.
Episode 6
The Amazing Race--new day and time--same Phil. Did you see the look Phil gave the E & J as Jeremy did that pixie dance on the mat? It was like Phil had a moment of clairvoyance, and got a vision in his head of these photos. Aside from the usual hips & lips action, this week's show was all about the truth. The truth is: We would never buy fish from BaFra, RaYo is hanging by a thread, and team MoJo is now officially team CuJo.
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